May 2012
the walls will tumble, the walls will tumble, but i’m not gonna cry..
waking up from a nap is the scariest most disorienting thing you can do
Got a man in a tuxedo, throwin’ roses and shit for her ass
Got some random ass prince pining for her ass.
Got some alien with a crazy ass sister/girlfriend trying to get dat ass.
Got some powerful lesbian flirting with her, who by the way has a nice ass.
AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, ANOTHER DUDE/WOMAN is immediately throwin’ roses and shit
FO’ HER ASS.
And me? ohhh I’m in the corner eating Cold Stone watching this SHIT HAPPEN.
Just imagine when that song finally gets to Shia Labeouf and he is sitting there with his friends and they’re all laughing and he’s laughing too but then he says “hey I have to go I have some unfinished business to take care of” and he gets in his car and he lifts up his shirt to reveal a bandaged stab wound just above his kidney that was almost deep enough to kill him almost.
i wonder how many of you came here thinking it would be strictly hunger games because lol nope
